For young people in their teens and twenties,Uncles and aunts who are older than youis something that is hard to get in touch with. ......
Seriously, don't do it because it will kill your heart.
Difficulty in dealing with uncles and aunts appears not only in real life but also on social networking sites, and it bothers young people's heads and hearts.
In this issue, we will discuss the problems that plague young peopleUncle Constructions and Aunt Constructionsto introduce you to the world!
Teens and 20-somethings, laugh; 30-somethings and up, be heartbroken. Once you understand the characteristics of the syntax, you can make specific improvements! Let's get started!
Contents
What is Uncle Syntax?
First, here are some characteristics of uncle syntax and points for improvement!
Characteristics of Uncle Syntax
Check out the characteristics of uncle syntax. How many of these are true for you?
- Many pictograms and emoticons
- Use katakana in places where it makes no sense.
- Lots of punctuation.
- Give a status report that is not asked for
- One message is too long.
The generation that uses the uncle syntax is,We are bringing the culture of email from the Galaga era to smartphones.
In the days of the Galapagos, the number of pictograms was limited, so "how many pictograms you can put in" was an important factor in decorating e-mails.
At that timeFancy looking emails = hot."Even in today's smartphone culture, there was a custom ofCreate a "cool you" look.forMany pictograms and emoticonsThe result is that the
To the uncles, the more emojis and colors you have, the more"Hotmail."I'm aware of that.
Also, with the Galapagos, there is no notification when an email comes in. I had to do a "send/receive mail" operation on each device to receive mail.
Reduce the number of transmissionsBecause of,The number of emails sent at one time naturally increased.I guess so.
When I was a student, I had to "contact the center" many times to check the emails from people I likedーー!
Also, the "lots of punctuation" peculiar to uncle syntax is,farsightednessIt is also believed that this is due to
Presbyopia makes it difficult to read a list of fine print, and punctuation marks can help."Make your eyes less slippery."Effectiveness.
suddenlyfarsightednessI'm just heartbroken when I hear the power word "I'm sorry".
There's an uncle who immediately separates the two after about 10 letters - right?
Why Uncle Syntax is weird.
Why Uncle Syntax is weird: ...... That's just it,ulterior motiveThe following is a list of the most common problems with the
Whether it's a status report you haven't heard, an emoji such as a heart mark or a hickey, or a word of encouragement like "Good luck!Disgusting."Oh, my God!
For young girls to begin with,There is no merit in cutting back on private time to correspond with your uncle.Wa.
So why do they reply? The reason,concernIt is.
Young kids are adults. They feel like, "If I ignore him here, I'll lose face. ......" or "It would be troublesome if he thinks I'm ignoring him. ......" So they take their precious time to reply to their uncles.as a resultI am here.
But UncleI said, "Oops! I got a reply!"And then they are happy and think, "Maybe I can do it?" and then they make the mistake of thinking "maybe I can do it?I can't get it! Come on, man!
Especially when keywords such as "cute" and "date" are used, the ulterior motives are too transparent and unintentional.ZozoZozo......I have goosebumps.
From a young girl's point of view, a line with an uncle is "Unpaid entertainmentIt's a good thing."
So the amount of stress is better to just let it slide than to ignore it. ......
Example of uncle syntax
What exactly does uncle syntax look like? Here are some 🤔 concrete examples.
Hi Miyu, good morning! Chuuuu(^_^)😘It's sunny today but what are you going to do✋😜⁉️ I'm here for fishing with my company. Chan 🎵💕😆 Are you fine or not 💦 are you okay❓
Ugh! I'm just so annoyed I haven't answered the question, "Are you okay?" I don't know.Too dull!
You are a bad boy for skipping work 😚😚 Nanchanatte 😃💓 Good luck today 😃😘.
For some reason, the more people tell me "good luck," the more my energy is sucked out of me.Stay out of my life. ......
Mai, yahoo 😃🎵🎵You haven't responded much lately 💦I'm very worried about you and your Polish friends 😚💗❗I'll take you to a good yakiniku restaurant 😍❗Take you to a good yakiniku restaurant 😚💗.
My benefit from going to yakiniku with my uncle: none.
Instead of going to a fancy yakiniku with an uncle who has ulterior motives, I'm more satisfied eating a beef bowl alone at home.
Like, "I'll do it for you."It's too hard to be superior 🤣.
Advice for Graduating from Uncle Syntax
To graduate from uncle syntax, observe the following points!
- Use pictograms and emoticons as little as possible!
- No skepticism!
- I don't say it from the top!
- I don't invite them in private!
- No status report!
- Use punctuation appropriately!
You are.very rich personorYutaka TakenouchiUnless they are, young girls do not date uncles. Nevertheless, there are indeed mote uncles.
There is a crucial difference between a person who uses uncle syntax and a mote uncle. It is.Hardness."It is.
Confidence that it is natural to be popular. The confidence of a mature person who is not gruff. To make a good impression on young girls,First of all, it must be hard-headed!
Follow the above points to get rid of your uncle's syntax 👏✨.
What is aunt syntax?
The following are some of the characteristics of the aunt syntax and points for improvement!
Characteristics of the aunt syntax
First, let's check out the characteristics of the aunt syntax.
- Use a lot of glittery emojis.
- be apt to be troublesome
- The way he talks like a young man hurts.
- He's using a phrase that was popular in the days of the Galapagos.
- Use the same pictogram in succession
The aunt syntax as well as the uncle syntax.Culture in the Age of Galagaare left behind.
Just as uncles use a lot of emoticon emojis, aunts use "💕, ✨, 💗, 💋" and so on.Feminine pictogramsDecorate text with
The emojis of the ladies were also favored by the gals in the Gala era.
For the ladies,Trends from 10-20 years ago are still currentWhat is it? .......
and"Aaaaahhh."and other lowercase cultures are also a legacy of the Gala era. which were very popular in the early to mid-Heisei period.Influence of gal lettersare still in place even today, in 2022.
Unlike Uncle Syntax, I feel almost no ulterior motive, but because I still consider the deco-mail culture of the time to be "youthful", I am somewhatTiggly impressionIt will give the
I wonder if it is a sign of motherhood that she wants to take care of me in any way.
For young boys.They don't say, "You're a mother, ......."You can be sure of that 😱.
Why aunt syntax is weird
The reason why the aunt syntax is so weird,desperationIt is.
The excessive use of lower-case letters and the unnecessarily high level of tension in his voice makes it clear that he really means "I'm still good-looking, aren't I? and the high tension is unnecessarily high, revealing their true intentions.It's not cool when you're trying to fit in with the youth.
The way they add arrows to the end of words, "I'll do my best⤴⤴", or show their high tension with a series of emojis, "Shock~😭😭😭" and "I'm so happy💕💕💕",It's painful to try so hard. ......
I am young even in my old age."The direction of the "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" is a bit samey.
Why don't you just live your life as it is? ......
You are so young, aren't you!" The young man's words were taken to heart,Mistaking yourself for being young and pretty forever.The lady who does the
that (something or someone distant from the speaker, close to the listener)Shallowness and embarrassmentappeared in the text is the aunt syntax.
First.Actual age and public perception of ageStart by honestly accepting the
Example of aunt syntax
Here are some specific examples of aunt syntax! Even if you don't take offense, you'll be an aunt ...... before you know it.
Good evening 😊💕Thank you for today ✨✨✨There were a lot of customers and it was tough 💦We'll do our best again tomorrow⤴⤴
Wow ...... what is ...... this,I feel "old" even though I didn't say anything strange.
Thank you for your hard work, Takkun 😊😊😊 You worked hard until late. When you are tired, it is good to take "summer vegetables 🍅" ❗❗ Let's do our best again tomorrow.
Appearance., ,This strange half-width lowercase!It's peculiar to the aunt syntax. It has a sense of the mother of the family.
This "caring feeling" also smells like an old lady!
Today was fun ❣Tasty 🍷🍷 and food 🍕🍗👐💕💕I'm going to continue to be healthy ✊ energetic✨ from tomorrow ❗(←What is healthy after drinking so much 😅😅) ❗(←What is healthy after drinking so much ❓😅)
No, there are too many pictograms.
One man's flippant responseIt's also a common thing for aunts to do! The person who is told this doesn't know how to react🤣.
Advice for Graduating from Auntie Syntax
How do I get rid of my "auntie" style? 😭" Here is my advice to you!
- Emojis and emoticons should be used sparingly!
- Do not use strange katakana or lowercase letters!
- Do not substitute words with pictograms!
- They do not take care of you without a care!
- Self-deprecation is an absolute no-no!
The stylistic improvements are basically the same as for the uncle syntax!Reduce pictograms, emoticons, lowercase letters, and katakanaalone will make you feel much less like an old lady.
I also want to be careful with the aunt syntax.Age/appearance self-deprecation."Oh, my God!
It's really annoying for the person who is told to do so. Please try to create text that doesn't make them feel uncomfortable 👏✨.
With age-appropriate and calm text,Mature and feminine communicationLet's take a
You can't be a young man by pretending to be a young man.Let go of the racket culture and get out of the pain ✊.
Uncle Syntax is also a board game!
Uncle Syntax is also a board game, to my surprise!
The name."Old Man's Message."The cards with the word "uncle" on them are combined. Combination of cards with uncle-smelling words,My own uncle syntaxIt's a game to make 🤣✨
The number of uncle words enclosed is a whopping 400! Nanchatte★" and "Ohayo~chu! etc,Hell's Uncle Wordis funny just looking at it.
'Creepy messages that women don't want to hear.'The winner is the one who can make the
Not to mention among young people,Board games that should be enjoyed by the Alaska and Japanese-American generation.It is! Please check it out ✨
Graduating from uncle and aunt syntax to smart adulthood!
In this issue, we introduced the characteristics of uncle and aunt syntax and points for improvement!
The uncle and aunt constructions areI want to get along with the young people, make myself look good."It is born from the feeling that "I am not a good person. This feeling itself is not in itself a bad thing!
As long as the method of communication is not mistaken,Pleasant exchange for both you and the other party.will be able to 📱✨.
Let's graduate from uncle and aunt syntax and communicate with confidence in who we are ✨.
When an uncle/aunt is having a good time talking to a young girl, they're just being considerate."I've heard that.